Larry King with Chris Brown and his Lawyer Part 2

As if the first interview was not excruciating enough here is what would happen if they had a second interview.

LK: So we are back with Chris Brown.
CB: Hey Larry
Lawyer: Glad to be back.
LK: So what are we going to talk about today?
CB: Anything you want Larry
LK: Okay, so let’s talk about that night in the car with Rihanna, what happened?
CB: Larry you didn’t let me finish……We can talk about anything except that……..It’s just not appropriate.
LK: But when you called to come on the show you said you would talk about anything?
CB: Actually it was just to get some free publicity and get my name back on the news.
Lawyer: Ahh…..eh………What Chris meant to say was that he would like to use this opportunity to clear the air with his fans and make things right…..Ah….again.
LK: So you’re saying you want to use my show to just get your name back on the news?
CB: What? No? When did I say that?
LK: Just two seconds ago?
CB: I don’t remember saying that?
LK: Can we play the tape back for him?
Lawyer: Ah Larry that is not necessary.
LK: Alright so let’s just move on…………What do you want to talk about Chris?
CB: Well, I just want to say to all the fans out there that what happened was terrible and Chris Brown is truly sorry…….But that’s all in the past. Chris Brown is ready to move on now.
LK: What do you mean by that?
CB: Well, I have a new album out and I want to use this opportunity to encourage all the fans to get back on the Chris Brown bandwagon so we can have better sales results on this album.
Lawyer: What Chris is really trying to say is that he is moving on....... As is Rihanna……..They are both recording artist and they just want to continue with their successful careers.
LK: Ah right…….So Chris why would fans want to jump back on the Chris Brown bandwagon given what you did?
Chris: Well Larry……..All young kids make mistakes.
LK: So what did you learn from your mistake here.
Chris: Ah well………..Let’s see…………….Getting in trouble with the law creates a bad public image which could result in lower record sales which could be detrimental to one's career......
Lawyer: Ah Larry…….What Chris really meant to say is that he has learned the importance of being accountable for his actions and that any type of violence has repercussions.
LK: Okay, so you really just want to put everything in the past and have a clean slate moving forward……….So what would you say to all your fans?
CB: I just want to say I’m really sorry about what happened…………Also, please go out and buy the new Chris Brown album. As well, you can follow me on Twitter now and I can’t forget about the new and improved Chris Brown website at www……
LK: Sorry Chris to cut you off there……. But besides wanting to improve your public image and having a clean slate to rebuild your career what else can we talk about here as it relates to that night with Rihanna?
CB: Well Larry, I don’t remember a lot from that night………So why don’t we talk about the weather or sports……Did you hear? Michael Vick is back in the NFL?
LK: Chris, we are going to have to cut this interview short……….. Thanks for being on the show again…….Although your apology does not seem sincere, only time will tell. I wish you the best.