D Lister Kathy Griffin having dinner with Michael Vick and Brett Favre.
Kathy: It’s nice to be here having dinner with you two big muscular athletes.
Favre: Ah…eh….ha..ha.
Vick: Kathy, we see that you are so cool with all them folks there at CNN, maybe you can pull a few strings and get us on there with Larry King.
Kathy: Well you know how it works boys, you rub my back and I’ll rub yours.
Favre: Ah right………. How about we order first and talk later……. Waiter?!
Vick: Yea that’s a good idea, Brett this is your favorite restaurant right?
Favre: Yep, the make the best Steaks.
Kathy: So all flirting aside, tell me guys why do you want to be on CNN anyways?
Vick: Well, we don’t know how many years we have left to play in the NFL ……..So, we got to keep our name in the news.
Kathy: Why? What will that do?
Favre: Well, it gives you opportunities to do stuff like book deals and TV shows.
Kathy: Ah I see, well let me make a few calls over the next little while…..
Vick: Thanks Kathy much appreciated.
Kathy: So, you’re retired now right Mike
Favre: No, I’m playing with the Eagles this year.
Kathy: Oh sorry, I haven’t really been keeping up…….. All I remember is you getting locked up because you ran that stupid operation……No offence, but I was thinking what an idiot!! Ha ha ha ha ha.
Vick: Kathy why don’t you…….
Favre: Ah….eh…..Mike is back now and he’s going to have a great year!
Kathy: And Mike, because you’ve been locked up so long maybe you need Kathy to make you feel all better……
Vick: I may have just got out of the slammer but I’m not that desperate!
Kathy: What did you say?!
Vick: You heard me!
Favre: Eh…Ah…..Mike was just making a joke….ha……ha.
Kathy: I’m a comedian and that was no joke. That was just a plain flat insult.
Vick: You’re a comedian?! You may be funny looking and be funny smelling but ain’t nothing funny about them words that come out of you’re mouth.
Kathy: I get it! You’re pissed off because I made that remark about you going to jail!
Favre: Ah…….Where’s our f@#king waiter?! Waiter!! Waiter!!
Vick: Yea, that and also because you don’t look anything like Jennifer Aniston!!
Kathy: They should’ve locked you up a lot longer!!..........I wouldn’t be interested in you anyways!! Besides I’m going out with a hot young 20 year old.
Vick: I pity that fool!!
Favre: Waiter!!
Kathy: I pity you two losers because once your football careers are over, you’re just going to be doing cheap late night infomercials.
Vick: Anything would beat having to spend late nights with you Kathy!
Kathy: That’s it I’m outta here!!
Vick: Go on get out of here!!
Kathy leaves restaurant
Vick: I sorta lost my appetite as well, let’s get out of here and hit up a fast food joint.
Favre: Alright man, it’s your call.
Waiter: Hey sorry about that, it’s crazy busy tonight how can I help you?
Favre: Service was terrible tonight, please inform the restaurant manager Philippe that I will not be returning ever again.
Waiter: Okay just wait I get Philippe.
Favre: No there’s no need we are leaving. Let’s go Mike.
Philippe: Brett, Brett wait!
Favre: Sorry Philippe but we had a very important dinner tonight and we just couldn’t get any service.
Philippe: So sorry to hear this Brett, how can we make this up to you?
Favre: There’s nothing you can do. I am never coming back here, that’s final.
Philippe: Please Brett let us make this up to you!.........How about we assign a special waiter to you next time you reserve a table?
Favre: Philippe, I said it’s final!…….Ah wait what did you just say?
Philippe: Brett what I said was that we will assign a special waiter who serves only you and your guests…….So next time you are in with your wife and kids or your friends give us a call and we will assign this waiter to serve you…….Plus, we will throw in a free dinner next visit.
Favre: Okay so see you next Friday then!
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