Unlikely Trio

John Gosselin hanging out without Chris Bosh and Shaq.

Shaq: So John, I didn’t know that you were a big basketball fan……..

Bosh: Yea, thought you were more of a baseball fan…….So we’re a bit surprised that when your network gave you the chance to hang out with any two professional athletes, you picked us.

Gosselin: Guys are you kidding?!………Everyone knows basketball players get the most babes!

Shaq: Ha ha!

Bosh: So what’s up with your show now?

Gosselin: Oh we are back on the air…..Me and Kate take turns with our 8 kids…….Whoa, look at that hot blonde that just walked in!!

Bosh: Aren’t you engaged with that new girl now?

Gosselin: Dudes, that’s complicated……………….. But as I see it, I’m still a free agent so gotta keep the options open and play the field!!

Shaq: Ha ha, you’re a funny cat!

Gosselin: Guys wait here I’m going to talk to blondie over there.

Bosh: Wow, that guy’s got a bit of game.

Shaq: Yea looks like he’s getting a number……

Bosh: Yo Shaq, lemme ask you something…….. You want to be in my next You Tube Video?

Shaq: Guy, didn’t you play a used car salesman in one of your videos?

Bosh: Yea so?

Shaq: No offence, but I really don’t want to be no corny characters.

Bosh: But wait…….Didn’t you play a Genie in Kazzaam?

Shaq: Eh……Ah…….Well, that was a long time ago..........Besides I’m a big reality TV star now.

Bosh: So Shaq, you’re saying no?

Shaq: Pretty much.

Bosh: Wow, I could’ve asked Lebron or Dwade but I thought as a truce, I’d be nice and ask you but it’s obvious you don’t appreciate this opportunity.

Shaq: What opportunity?.......Look Chris don’t get bent out of shape, I have this big reality series starting up this summer, so I just don’t have time…….

Bosh: This reality series sounds more like it’s going to be a reality flop if you ask me!

Shaq: Man, don’t make me bust out the RuPaul jokes on you again!!

Bosh: Oh yea, then bring it on you 7 foot Genie!!

Gosselin: Dudes, dudes, I got that hot blondes’ phone number - Taking her out on a date this weekend!!……Hey, have you guys been arguing or something?

Bosh: Nah……We just had a bit of a misunderstanding that’s all.

Gosselin: Guys you should hang out with me and my best friend Michael Lohan sometimes. That dude is like my hero…….He’s as cool as Hugh Hefner, if not moreso.

Shaq: Why is that?

Gosselin: That guy gets all the hottest babes!....... Plus, he has been to jail…… So that would definitely make him cooler than Hefner!!

Bosh: Who’s Michael Lohan??

Gosselin: Can’t believe you don’t know who Michael Lohan is Chris!

Shaq: That’s Lindsay Lohan’s Dad……..Both me and her got Punked on the same episode……..Michael was able to beat the crap out of Ashton before I could.

Bosh: Ha ha. Yea, I remember seeing that episode on YouTube.

Gosselin: That’s pretty funny…..Wow, look at that hottie over there at the bar!!Shaq: Whoa, hold on one second there, she’s my cousin.

Gosselin: Her body is smoking hot!! And look at her….....

Shaq: Please don’t talk about anyone in my family like that!!

Gosselin: Because she’s you’re cousin maybe you can introduce us, Shaq?

Shaq: Did you hear what I just said, don’t talk about any of my family members like that!!

Gosselin: Hey, maybe she is a fan of my show! I got to go talk to her!

Shaq: I’m warning you if you go over there…….

Gosselin: I’ll be right back guys.

Shaq: Oh no you don’t

BAM BAM !! POW!!

Bosh: Whoa Shaq!! You just knocked out Jon Gosselin!!

Shaq: Octo-Dad had it coming to him!

Bosh: Ha ha Octo-Dad........Shaq, you come up with the best nicknames..........So what do you want to do until Octo-Dad regains consciousness?

Shaq: Hmm.......... What do I usually like to do to pass the time..........I know!! You want to talk some sh%t about Kobe?

Bosh: Ha ha….. Alright then, you can start first.